Post by #NCWFearsDWO on Jul 15, 2012 18:25:29 GMT -5
NAME: Lou E. Heart-On
NICKNAME: The Man Who Makes Dead Women Cum, Pussy Lickin' Demon With Vanilla Flavored Semen, Louie.
HEIGHT: 5'10"
WEIGHT: 270 lbs.
Home town: Cocksgag, Ohio
Allignment: Face.
Theme song: "Here Comes the Hotstepper" by Ini Kamoze
Style: Brawler
Finisher: Spilt Liqour (Double arm DDT)
Secondary finisher: Waterfalls! (Frog spash)
Entrance:
V/O: Hit it! Na, na, na, na!
-The dancehall classic "Here Comes the Hotstepper" by Ini Kamoze plays over the speakers. The fans cheer, and everyone in the front row with a red cup raises it. The Clown comes out laughing, holding a can of Bud Light. Chasing the beer like a child comes Louie Heart. The Clown gives the beer to Louie as he walks down the entrance ramp, clashing his can with the fans' red cups. The Clown dances to the ring as Louie Heart pours the beer on a "lucky" woman and motorboats her. Louie Heart then jumps into the ring, shedding off his overcoat.-
Born to a rual family somewhere in the Midwest, young Louie enjoyed sports as a way to escape the chores of the farm. Although he wasn't the most atheltic youngester, his large build was good for center in football. This all changed when he was brought to live with my uncle, for reasons noone seemed to know why. His uncle was the cult leader and self proclaimed reincarnation of the egyptian god of the dead-- Osirus Blackheart.
Osirus ruled the compound they lived on like a small version of Russia: ruthless, unapologetic and opressive. This was also extended to the adolecent Louie, whom Osirus renamed Lucifer and took him out of school. Being that he was family, Louie was Osirus' third in command, answering directly to Osirus' son Wrath.
When Osirus Blackheart entered the pro wrestling he brought his rulthless agression to the ring and exposure of his inhumane treatment grew. After many sucessful runs in different promotions, Osirus had to stop wrestling, due to the advisement of his "lawyer" Kinko the Kid Loving Clown (The Clown's cousin). Instead he allowed Lucider Blackheart to take his place in the highly esteemed UWF. However, when Lucifer was able to be by himself for the first time in decades he took up drinking. The alochol washed away his uncles brainwashing and he began to think for himself. By sheding his uncles sinister name, he became Louie Heart and went to win the UWF hardcore championship on two occasions.
Louie Heart vowed never return to his uncles lair and has grown into a full blown alchoholic with a kidney transplant.
Louie changed his name to Lou E. Heart-On in refrence to his new porno films.
