*Scene*
:: Enforcer is sitting around a table out by the pool of his Sagaponack, New York vacation home. Around the table are retired wrestlers Kevin Krash and Joey Cranston. ALong with Enforcer’s wife, Justice Orton-Cross. They are playing poker while Enforcer and Justice’s son Ian and Joey’s son Caden are swimming in the pool.::
Cranston:I’m not sure if I should bet or fold.
Enforcer:Nicholas, you are the first person to bet this hand. You can do whatever you want.
Cranston:That is so much pressure.
::Enforcer turns to Kevin.::
Enforcer:Kev, this is why we don’t let Nicholas do things that are fun.
Krash:I know, I know, I felt sorry about him.
Cranston:Hey, hey, hey Kevin you don’t have to apologize for me because I love to do fun things. I am all about fun. Who invented the tricycle down the ramp match? Who would dress up as Cranston Claus each Christmas? Who insisted on having the entire HHW roster play Funtivities? That is right, me!
Enforcer:I know you think you are proving your point, Nicholas but you just made my argument for me.
Cranston:How do you figure?
Enforcer:Tricycles down a ramp match and funtivities?
Cranston:You should be thanking me, not giving me grief.
Enforcer:Kev, Justice will you two back me up on this.
Justice Orton-Cross:I’ve learned over the years not to get into the middle when you two bicker because you two really sound like an old married couple.
::Enforcer and Joey gasps as Kevin chuckles.::
Cranston:How dare you?!?!
Justice Orton-Cross:What? Don’t blame me for how you two bicker.
Enforcer:That hurts, babe. Really twist the knife into my back.
Krash:While I do enjoy seeing all this bickering and giving each other a hard time but Enforcer don’t you remember you have the finals of the Champions Run tournament?
Enforcer:Are you sure,Kev?
Krash:Don’t you remember you had the quarterfinals a couple weeks ago?
Enforcer:Seriously? I don’t recall that.
Krash:You don’t remember being so pissed because you found out about that match until two days before the actual match and you had to change your schedule around a lot just to make it to the match?
Enforcer:Ugh! Kev, you are always the burden of bad news.
Cranston:I’d have to agree with you on that, Enforcer.
Enforcer:See, Kev. Nicholas agrees with me.
Krash:How can you say that?
Cranston:Do you remember all the times as HHW Commissioner you wouldn’t let me have my fun? I was the owner and as the owner I would get to boss people around but noooo not with you around. Jerk!
Enforcer:Not to mention all those times in ECWF when you would constantly remind us of our matches while we were there.
Krash:If I didn’t you two would have gone winless there.
::Enforcer and Joey scoff at Krash.::
Enforcer:Kev, don’t talk to us with your nonsense.
Krash:Ok, fine.
Enforcer:No, wait. Tell me who I am facing in this Champions Run tournament finals.
Krash:Thank me first!
Enforcer:Ugh fine. Thank you, Krash, you monster.
Krash:Ah music to my ears. You’ll be facing Dario Arturo Cortez and Joanne Canelli.
Enforcer:Just those two jokes and I will win the Champions Run tournament?
Krash:Yes, exactly.
::Enforcer rolls his eyes.::
Enforcer:I have heard for the last year when I joined Thug Revolution how disgusted Dario was for picking Thug Revolution over my family. Dario, my friend, I will let you know when I give a shit about your two cents. You are just angry and still crying that I kept you from winning the Bloody Hardcore title last November. Which is the closest you ever came to winning a championship in NCW. Which proves you are as irrelevant as ever and that is the worst thing you can be in this business. So, go off into the corner and let the adults handle business.
::Enforcer grabs his beer and takes a sip before putting the can back down on to the table.::
Enforcer:Then there is Ms. Canelli, who thinks bringing up the fact that I lost the Bloody Hardcore title to a damn vampire. Ms. Canelli, your feeblemindedness just came oozing out of your mouth because it sure as hell wasn’t entertaining. People have found watching and smelling roadkill rather than listening to you talk, Ms. Canelli. Your ignorance caused you to admit to being involved with Costa Nostra. Do you want to admit to any other crimes while you are at it? Which is why you haven’t reached your potential in this business Ms. Canelli. I mean you’ve done ok but despite your delusions of grandeur that you are better than you are you are an epic bust compared to all of your hype. Which is why I am walking out of the ring as the Champions Runs winner.
::The camera fades to black.::