*Scene*
::Enforcer is looking in the mirror in his living room of his Central Park West apartment. He is putting on a lavender tie with his cell phone speaker on a table just underneath the table.::
Enforcer:So, you're telling me I have a Champions Run tournament match against Thayne Bell in the Quarterfinals?
Voice:Yes, it is a sixty four person tournament that is down to it’s final eight wrestlers.
Enforcer:Sixty four? Where have I been? How did I not know about this?
Voice:You did know this. You defeated Dean Tyler in the first round several months ago before Ms. Desmonds decided to take an extended hiatus while she dealt with some personal matters.
Enforcer:And you are telling me the tournament just continued on even though Ms. Desmonds took this hiatus?
Voice:Yes, the NCW staff has been hard at work putting this huge Champions Run tournament while the company as a whole is on this hiatus.
Enforcer:Why cannot I believe this? This is typical of that the powers of me want to see me fail. It happened when I lost my Bloody Hardcore title and I was put up against a damn vampire who hadn’t wrestled in years. Yet he was granted a championship match. That is why the Bloody Hardcore title is such an after thought because of decisions like that was the reason a champion like me never really had the chance to bring prestige to that subpar championship.
Voice:Sorry you feel that way.
Enforcer: If you are sorry I feel that way how about you make sure that the stars of your company AKA Thug Revolution isn’t left out in the dark. We are what put asses in the seats. We are the voice of the voiceless and this is how we get treated. Not only am I being sandbagged with notifying me so late in the game but I have to face a fellow Thug Revolution member too?
Voice:That is correct.
Enforcer:You are killing me man! Killing me!
Voice:Again, we apologize.
Enforcer:Just tell your higher ups to do better.
::Enforcer ends the call and is visibly frustrated.::
Enforcer:Since NCW gas been on this extended hiatus I have been traveling the world, wrestling matches, and winning championships. Hell, I won the SEE Atrocity Heavyweight championship in Europe, then had to travel to Miami just after the match. Just a couple weeks ago I won the OPW World Tag Team titles with Necra and Maddox….. Or it’s Dredd. I am still not too sure on that whole situation but if you would ask Enigma, Necra, and that crazy ass Russian doctor Renee V whatever her name is. They could fill you in a lot better on what is going on with him. Anyway, that is really besides the point. I have to show up to wrestle in the Champions Row Quarterfinals in between two matches I have upcoming in Chicago over the next two days before I hop on a plane to wrestle a match against the feebleminded owner of a company while his shrew of a wife is the special guest referee. I know, hell of a predicament I am in. Then I have to fly to Jersey to whoop this pot head’s ass to add some more championship gold to my collection all before getting on my jet and flying across the Atlantic to wrestle in Europe. That is all in the next week. Which is why I am so annoyed that the ignorant recalsitrants in the NCW headquarters who put an intern in charge of something screwed up pretty damn bad.
::Enforcer walks over to a chair where a black Armani blazer is laying on top of a chair. Enforcer grabs the coat and puts the coat on. Enforcer walks back over to the mirror and double check that his tie is straight. Enforcer then grabs his cell phone and puts it in his inside jacket pocket. Enforcer grabs his keys and walks over to the front door. Enforcer opens the door and walks out of his high rise apartment. Enforcer locks the front door and starts to walk down the hallway.::
Enforcer:While I am so up in arms I have forgotten to even acknowledge my opponent. Which all long time wrestling fans know that is highly unlike me. I am facing Mr. Thayne Bell. Who is a man that I hold a whole hell of a lot of respect for. Not just because of his character as a human being but if he was anything less then stellar as a person and in the squared circle as a wrestler he would have never been asked to join Thug Revolution. Mr. Bell, while I don’t hold any personal grudge against you because as I mentioned before that we are stablemates but I also don’t know you well enough to make an accurate judgement on your character. I know what I have been told by Fathi and other fellow Thug Revolution members. Which are all good. I have also seen a hell of a wrestler in the ring. A true master of his craft indeed but Mr. Bell as you have probably heard not only throughout my career but during our shared tenure in Thug Revolution refer to myself as the greatest person to ever live. Not because it was some fancy self proclomation but because of over two decads of dominance that I have in this business and more importantly in this ring. Now while I most certaintly respect you my ego and greed will not allow me to be anything less than spectacular because I won the Champions Run tournament victory on my resume. Quite frankly just because it will add another layer of dominance to my already incredible career.
::Enforcer pushes a side door open that leads to a service elevator. Enforcer walks into the service elevator and presses down. The elevator doors open and the elevator starts to go down.::
Enforcer:While the unwashed masses are probably just figuring I am looking ahead to the victory party they think I am putting together in my head for after I win this edition of Champions Run. I would hate to break it all of you. Actually that’s a lie. I don’t hate to break it to you. I am only focused on Mr. Bell right now. Why would I do something so stupid. So close to the finish line? Who do I look like? That lesbian nerd goof, Erin Stone? She is too busy blamming Enigma for her short comings in life. Which is why I am shocked someone was able to knock her up. I didn’t think a dildo could get a chick pregnant but hell what do I know? Science is getting more amazing by each passing second. As far as you go Mr. Bell, I’ll see you in the main event. I’ll be the one who ends the night with the victory because I am truly first class, all world, and all dominant.
::The screen fades to black.::
