Post by machinematt on Nov 30, 2018 16:59:54 GMT -5
Handler Info
Name
Matt Machinsky or Michael Lewis
Age
34
Efed Experience in years
18 years
Email and IM's - optional
machinskymatt@gmail.com or gunnargranderson@yahoo.com
Wrestler Info
Wrestlers Name
Tommy John
Nicknames
Porkasaurus
The Bastard Maker
Home Town
Possumneck, Mississippi
Gender
Male
Age
Old enough to party
Height
Tall enough to lick the copper of Lady Liberty's snatch
Weight
Depends on how hard I thrust
Alignment
Baby Face
Pic Base (With picture)
Gimmick
No gimmicks needed
In Ring Info
Entrance Music
Paradise by the Dashboard Light - Meat Loaf
Entrance
The opening piano keys of "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" by Meat Loaf begins to play. The camera pans around to women in the crowd who are screaming wildly. Tommy John stumbles through the curtain and onto the stage, looking behind him as if pushed. He adjusts his backwards ball cap and moves thin strands of hair from the back of his mullet off his shoulder. He stands atop the stage squinting and winking at women he sees and he makes his way down the ramp. He smacks his elbow pads once each and holds up the "Shocker" in the air for all to see. Thousands of fans all over the arena hold up the "Shocker" in return as they cheer.
Ariel Ross: Making his way to the ring, from Possumneck, Mississippi...dragging his pork sword behind him because its so big and thick....Tommy John!
Tommy John runs to the ropes hard camera side, and throws up the Shocker as fans all over the arena cheer. He runs to the opposite ropes and throws up the Shocker again as more fans give it back to him and cheer.
Jimmy King: Wait, what did Ariel just say?
David Archer: Judging by your reaction, I think you already know.
Tommy John stands in his corner and adjusts his elbow pads while wagging his tongue at a busty woman in the front row.
Wrestling Style
Brawler
Technical
General Moves
Eye poke
Sleeper Hold
Face slap
Slingshot DDT
Double-Arm DDT
Forearm Smash
Belly-to-Belly Suplex
Spear
Discus Elbow Smash
Back Elbow
Head Butt
Leg Sweep
Mule Kick
Signature Moves
1. River Confessions - (Tombstone but he humps opponents face a few times first)
2. Mudrunner - (running butt bump to opponent seated in the corner)
3. Dog Fashion - (pump handle slam)
4. Hawker on the Shocker - (Tommy spits on his Shocker-gestured hand and jabs opponent in the neck with it)
Finishers
1. Mississippi Fried Wenis (aka MFW) - (see Masato Tanaka's Roaring Elbow here)
2. The Shocker - (Tommy pulls a loose condom from his pocket and rolls it down his two forefingers and delivers the Mandible Claw)
Biography
I live by a set of rules. One of them is to treat rubbers like a Hershey's Kiss. Who wants to fumble around with the wrapper on a Hershey's Kiss? So, I unwrap them all at once because you never know how quickly you're goin' to break one out.
I like to come down to the river to get stuff out. It helps me prevent the rage fits. I drink Mountain Dew because it's Mother Nature's nectar. Rivers led to the fucking heart, I swear to God they do. So here's a poem I wrote. My probation officer says its not queer unless you put it in cursive so here goes. It's called "Innocent Whore":
The sun comes up, when they knock on that door
You walk in the dark, because you're a whore
Nights are long and days never end
Your feet are sore, your back will only bend
The darkness that exudes inside your pores
Makes you feel like that dirty whore
You don't want this life no more
You claw, you scream you yell, "It's sore!"
Innocent whore....
You know the walk you've walked is long and hard
You've trained for this job because of what you've done before
You don't want this life no more
Why do you say this, that you're a whore?
I trust that you have intentions that are good
Bills and deeds must be done, and should
things you do in bed are strange
But you're an innocent whore because you give change
I'm Tommy John and I approve this message.
Read more: neochampionwrestling.proboards.com/thread/1406/official-application-ncw-superstars-sirens#ixzz5YN8odDRL
Name
Matt Machinsky or Michael Lewis
Age
34
Efed Experience in years
18 years
Email and IM's - optional
machinskymatt@gmail.com or gunnargranderson@yahoo.com
Wrestler Info
Wrestlers Name
Tommy John
Nicknames
Porkasaurus
The Bastard Maker
Home Town
Possumneck, Mississippi
Gender
Male
Age
Old enough to party
Height
Tall enough to lick the copper of Lady Liberty's snatch
Weight
Depends on how hard I thrust
Alignment
Baby Face
Pic Base (With picture)
Gimmick
No gimmicks needed
In Ring Info
Entrance Music
Paradise by the Dashboard Light - Meat Loaf
Entrance
The opening piano keys of "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" by Meat Loaf begins to play. The camera pans around to women in the crowd who are screaming wildly. Tommy John stumbles through the curtain and onto the stage, looking behind him as if pushed. He adjusts his backwards ball cap and moves thin strands of hair from the back of his mullet off his shoulder. He stands atop the stage squinting and winking at women he sees and he makes his way down the ramp. He smacks his elbow pads once each and holds up the "Shocker" in the air for all to see. Thousands of fans all over the arena hold up the "Shocker" in return as they cheer.
Ariel Ross: Making his way to the ring, from Possumneck, Mississippi...dragging his pork sword behind him because its so big and thick....Tommy John!
Tommy John runs to the ropes hard camera side, and throws up the Shocker as fans all over the arena cheer. He runs to the opposite ropes and throws up the Shocker again as more fans give it back to him and cheer.
Jimmy King: Wait, what did Ariel just say?
David Archer: Judging by your reaction, I think you already know.
Tommy John stands in his corner and adjusts his elbow pads while wagging his tongue at a busty woman in the front row.
Wrestling Style
Brawler
Technical
General Moves
Eye poke
Sleeper Hold
Face slap
Slingshot DDT
Double-Arm DDT
Forearm Smash
Belly-to-Belly Suplex
Spear
Discus Elbow Smash
Back Elbow
Head Butt
Leg Sweep
Mule Kick
Signature Moves
1. River Confessions - (Tombstone but he humps opponents face a few times first)
2. Mudrunner - (running butt bump to opponent seated in the corner)
3. Dog Fashion - (pump handle slam)
4. Hawker on the Shocker - (Tommy spits on his Shocker-gestured hand and jabs opponent in the neck with it)
Finishers
1. Mississippi Fried Wenis (aka MFW) - (see Masato Tanaka's Roaring Elbow here)
2. The Shocker - (Tommy pulls a loose condom from his pocket and rolls it down his two forefingers and delivers the Mandible Claw)
Biography
I live by a set of rules. One of them is to treat rubbers like a Hershey's Kiss. Who wants to fumble around with the wrapper on a Hershey's Kiss? So, I unwrap them all at once because you never know how quickly you're goin' to break one out.
I like to come down to the river to get stuff out. It helps me prevent the rage fits. I drink Mountain Dew because it's Mother Nature's nectar. Rivers led to the fucking heart, I swear to God they do. So here's a poem I wrote. My probation officer says its not queer unless you put it in cursive so here goes. It's called "Innocent Whore":
The sun comes up, when they knock on that door
You walk in the dark, because you're a whore
Nights are long and days never end
Your feet are sore, your back will only bend
The darkness that exudes inside your pores
Makes you feel like that dirty whore
You don't want this life no more
You claw, you scream you yell, "It's sore!"
Innocent whore....
You know the walk you've walked is long and hard
You've trained for this job because of what you've done before
You don't want this life no more
Why do you say this, that you're a whore?
I trust that you have intentions that are good
Bills and deeds must be done, and should
things you do in bed are strange
But you're an innocent whore because you give change
I'm Tommy John and I approve this message.
Read more: neochampionwrestling.proboards.com/thread/1406/official-application-ncw-superstars-sirens#ixzz5YN8odDRL
