Post by thejerseydevildiva on Sept 2, 2015 13:24:16 GMT -5
Name
Sandra
Sandra
Age
Old Enough
Efed Experience in years
13 Years
Email and IM's - optional
Same as Allura's
Wrestler Info
Wrestlers Name
Joanne Canelli
Nicknames
The Jersey Devil Diva, The Godfather, Don Canelli
Home Town
Jersey Shore New Jersey
Gender
Female
Age
30
Height
5'11
Weight
135lbs
Pic Base (With picture)
Angelina Jolie
Entrance Music
Gangstar by New Years Day
Entrance
The house lights go down, as a spotlight goes over the crowd. As the spotlight comes to a stop at the back of the entrance way, as “Gangstar” by New Years Day begins to play as a picture of the Italian Flag appears on the screen with the letters F.B.I over the flag, with the words "FULL BLOODED ITALIAN" is written underneath. It soon changes to scenes of mob hits, newspaper clippings from just recent to the late 1900's, but soon changes once again, to shots of the Mafioso, sitting in a large office, and in limos, and in arena's from times since past.The spotlight focuses on four figures figures standing at the back of the ramp. This is Joanne and her bodyguards. They make their way down the ramp with Joanne in the middle with Reno and Rude on either side, and Scarpaci following behind, , talking among themselves ignoring the crowd around them. When they reach the ring, Reno holds open the ropes for her, as she slips inside, only to follow behind and stand in the middle of the ring, around her. She removes her jacket, and hands it to one of the guys, before they head out of the ring.
Alignment
Tweener
Wrestling Style
Brawler/Cheat/Technical
General Moves
1. 3 Hard right punches
2. Head butt
3. German Suplex
4. Low Blow
5. Eye Gouge
6. Choke Hold
7. Hair Pulling
8. Slap
9. Snap DDT
10. Back Rake
11. Leg Sweep
12. Punch to the Gut
13. Testicular Claw
14. Hay Maker
15. Underhook with knees to gut
16. Elbow to Face
17. Hard Kick to knee
18. Mounted Punches
19. Knee to face
20. Mudhole Stomping in corner
21. Sliding Drop Kick
22. Chop to Throat
23. Sharpshooter
24. Sleeper Take down
25. Kneebar
Signature Moves
1. Bite the Curb: Brings opponents over left foot, then puts them into a surfboard, then stomps down with right foot.
2. Mob Hit: Kicks opponent in stomach, while opponent is doubled over, runs to ropes and bounces off delivering a hard kick to the side of the opponents head.
3. Italian Neck Tie: Cobra Clutch
4. Roll the Dice: MVP's Playmaker
5. Dirt off your Shoulders: Five Knuckle Shuffle
Finishers
1. Kiss the Rings: Regals "Power of the Punch" but on the right hand with a pair of brass knuckles.
2. Bulls Eye: Go To Sleep
3. Welcome to Jersey Shore: Super reverse Tombstone Piledriver
Biography
Joanne is the only female crime lord that is known of. She is the youngest child of the Canelli family, but she was trained and raised to take over the family, while her older brother was passed over. At the age of 21, she had begun her "hobby" in the square circle, after being trained by her bodyguards. She began to compete in the HWC and soon became a side career, but soon excelled gaining titles and going higher in the company with only one true loss. However after a match against one Sephiroth du Lac her career was ended, at least for a while. She went back to her everyday way of life until Seph reappeared in the TIWF. The two of them had an understanding and had the utmost respect for one another. Seph then disappeared for a little while and she went back to old ways once more. It wasn't until just recently when someone reappeared in the PWE, that she decided to pick up where she left off, and to get a piece of gold in hands once more. After a serve beating from John Kinder and Chris Carson at one of the PPV's for the PWE she had to retire. Her left arm has been damaged to the point of where she can no longer return to the ring. Due to a call from an old friend in the TIWF, she was asked to be the Commissioner of the TIWF that has been newly reformed. She has stepped down as the head of the Canelli family only to hand it to her brother Scarpaci. It's been almost a year since she has been away from the TIWF, and has been cleared to step into the ring once more, thanks to a few surgery's as well as other healing from a close friend. After leaving the NCW she went into retirement once more. After winning a few titles within the SCW she walked away from the company, and once again retired from the ring. But after a long conversation with Mr. Darkholme she has returned once more to prove that age is just experience to one like her.
The scene opens on Harsimus Cemetery in Jersey Shore. The morning was still had a chill in the air, even with the sun shinning brightly. The bright blue sky was filled with low lying clouds, threatening rain, while a cold breeze moved through the now dead trees. The headstones and crypts littered the hallowed ground, were weathered, and the names had started to fade with time. Newer headstones stood toward the front, and had yet to start to fade into memory and time. The grass was brown, and crisp from the cold weather, and crunched under foot, as the mourners made their way to the mound of dirt and solid black casket. Bright colored flowers littered the front of the headstone, as well as the casket. An older looking woman dressed in black sat in the front row, as the Priest began to speak in Italian. The camera soon focuses on the back row where we see a woman in her early 30's sits with three men dressed in dark suits. Her dress was to the knees, and black in color. Her dark glasses shielded her eyes from the brightness of the sun, while the rose she held seem to be the only bright part about her. She looks down at the watch she wore and sighs. The day was just starting, and the rest of the day would be filled with meetings that she didn't want to be a part of. This was Joanne Canelli, one of the newest superstars hired by Warped. It had been a few years since she had even stepped into the ring, but she knew she could still do it. She was in her prime, and still in good shape for a woman of her age.
Joanne: Shame how he died...
Reno: Yeah. Choked on a piece of tiramisu... What a way to die.
Rude: I heard his mistress poisoned it.
Scarpaci: I heard his old lady found out, and killed his mistress and him with the tiramisu.
Joanne: Any way you put it, it's just a bad to die. I could never touch another piece if that was the case.
Scarpaci: That would be a miracle if you never touched it again.
Joanne looks over at Rude, and he smacks Scarpaci on the back of the head.
Scarpaci: What the fuck was that for?
Joanne: For bein' stupid!
Joanne turns her attention back to what the priest was saying, and sighs. It had been almost 20 years that her mother had been killed due to a hit gone wrong. she shakes the thought out of her head, as everyone gets to their feet, and starts toward the casket. The people that had attended toss handfuls of dirt on the top, and the rose that each of them held before walking away or speaking with the family of the deceased before moving on to the waiting cars. Joanne drops the rose onto the casket and says a few words to the new widow and walks off with the guys following behind her. They head down the hill and toward the car with the wind blowing around them. Joanne stops, and looks over at one of the other areas where more headstones reside.
Reno: Are you ok?
Joanne: Yeah. You guys go on ahead and I'll meet you at the car. I need to go and see someone.
Rude: You sure boss?
Scarpaci: Tell her I said hi.
Joanne nods, and walks off through the now quiet cemetery. Her high heeled shoes clicked on the cement as she walked along the pathway. She had gotten notice of her match just a few hours before and her mind was racing. It was first match in a long time, but it was nothing to really worry about. Joanne did better when she was under stress.
Joanne: It's been two year since I've even stepped into a ring. I know my opponents are thinkin' that I'm out of league, and that you're goin' to walk all over me. Think again. I've been in this business for almost 15 years, and I remember my first time, and each time I step into a ring, in any company, I climb to the top quickly, and take out anyone that stands in my way. I like big matches like this, because I have help, but of course I don't really need it. Let me start with my partners for this match... I never heard of any of you, so I don't know that much about you. Jimmy Riley... A Cuban from New York... Fun... I can't stand guys like you. Your family more than likely came to the US on a Banana boat, and started to take over Florida ruinin' any chance for an Italian family to get a foothold there! I'm sorry I don't know where that came from... I've had to many run ins with Cubans that want to kill me. I'm sure you are a very talented young man that is just tryin' to make his way in this business, and I have to respect that. I remember what it's like to start out in the business and don't know if you're goin' to go to the top or have your career ended before you get there. I came close a couple of times, but I've always managed to come back and prove that I'm just as good as I always have been. I hope that you and I will be able to see eye to eye and be on the same page in this match. I don't like to lose.
Joanne starts to go off the trail and heads across the now browned manicured lawns, heading to a secluded part of the cemetery.
Joanne: My other partner Mikki... I really don't know what to make of you. I mean you act like a baby but you can handle yourself in the ring? There is somethin' wrong with that, but hey it's not somethin' that I'm into. If it's a fetish, all the more power to you. As long as you can help us take out our opponents I don't really care what you're into. Just keep your eyes on the prize and you and I will get along just fine, but cross me, and you will regret ever meetin' me. Now as for my opponents... Let's start with the so called "First Lady of Wrestling" Honey I've been at this a while and I've never heard of you. If you are that damned good then I would have at least heard of you by reputation or somethin'. So what if you've won Women's Titles? I've held a lot of those too, but I've also had my hands on a World Title a few times, and a few others provin' that not only can I stand against other women, but I can handle my own in a sport that has been dominated by men for the longest time. You should just stay in the little world of Divas Kandi, and let the real women fight in the same league of men and Kings. I'm the biggest bitch you will ever meet Kandi, and I don't like to nice with the other children. By the time this match is over Kandi you will want out of this business and you'll never look back.
Joanne starts to walk up a hill and soon reaches a rather large oak tree, who's roots were starting to come up through the ground. She leans against it and stares off looking out over the city of Jersey.
Joanne: Είστε έτοιμοι να χάσετε Dunamis? (Are you ready to lose Dunamis?) I hope you are, because I know you Greek boys have a tendency to be full of yourselves and make mistakes no matter what you do. The last time I was there I noticed that, and it never looks good on anyone. It's been years since I've been to Athens but I know Ένας άνθρωπος δεν είναι ο άνθρωπος, αν δεν μπορεί να υπερασπιστεί τον εαυτό του. (a man is not a man if he cannot defend himself.) My father always taught me that if a man can't defend himself or his family then he isn't really a man. It's a lesson I hold dearly, and every time I see someone like you, it reminds me of it. Tell me what have you actually managed to accomplish in your life or in the ring anyway? Anythin' worth mentionin' or are you another one of those wannabe's that thinks they can make it in this business? I guess only time will tell right? Clint Andretti... You're not related to the great Mario Andretti are you? I mean that man has done so much for the racin' circuit it's unreal. I mean every Italian child fell in love with him as he became the first American Italian to win a Formula One race. If you are then greatness will follow you no matter where you go or what you do... If not... I feel sorry for you. You see when I first started in this business I learned that you have to do everythin' you can to make yourself known. I've worked my way up the ladder, but tell me what will you do to make yourself known? How far will you go to win this match? How far will you push yourself to win your first match here? If you don't do the best that you can, then what use are you really? Friday night will be the true test for all of us won't it? But what team will prevail and which of will fall at our beginnin's? I guess only time will tell won't it? We are the Maifoso; and we get paid to kick your ass! See you soon.
Joanne moves away from the oak tree, and heads down the hill and soon stops in front of a rather large headstone. She sighs, and pushes a piece of hair back from her face.
Joanne: Hi mom...
She stands in silence as the camera starts to back away, and focuses on leaves blowing in the wind, leaving the Jersey Devil Diva alone with her thoughts as the scene fades to black.
Efed Experience in years
13 Years
Email and IM's - optional
Same as Allura's
Wrestler Info
Wrestlers Name
Joanne Canelli
Nicknames
The Jersey Devil Diva, The Godfather, Don Canelli
Home Town
Jersey Shore New Jersey
Gender
Female
Age
30
Height
5'11
Weight
135lbs
Pic Base (With picture)
Angelina Jolie
Entrance Music
Gangstar by New Years Day
Entrance
The house lights go down, as a spotlight goes over the crowd. As the spotlight comes to a stop at the back of the entrance way, as “Gangstar” by New Years Day begins to play as a picture of the Italian Flag appears on the screen with the letters F.B.I over the flag, with the words "FULL BLOODED ITALIAN" is written underneath. It soon changes to scenes of mob hits, newspaper clippings from just recent to the late 1900's, but soon changes once again, to shots of the Mafioso, sitting in a large office, and in limos, and in arena's from times since past.The spotlight focuses on four figures figures standing at the back of the ramp. This is Joanne and her bodyguards. They make their way down the ramp with Joanne in the middle with Reno and Rude on either side, and Scarpaci following behind, , talking among themselves ignoring the crowd around them. When they reach the ring, Reno holds open the ropes for her, as she slips inside, only to follow behind and stand in the middle of the ring, around her. She removes her jacket, and hands it to one of the guys, before they head out of the ring.
Alignment
Tweener
Wrestling Style
Brawler/Cheat/Technical
General Moves
1. 3 Hard right punches
2. Head butt
3. German Suplex
4. Low Blow
5. Eye Gouge
6. Choke Hold
7. Hair Pulling
8. Slap
9. Snap DDT
10. Back Rake
11. Leg Sweep
12. Punch to the Gut
13. Testicular Claw
14. Hay Maker
15. Underhook with knees to gut
16. Elbow to Face
17. Hard Kick to knee
18. Mounted Punches
19. Knee to face
20. Mudhole Stomping in corner
21. Sliding Drop Kick
22. Chop to Throat
23. Sharpshooter
24. Sleeper Take down
25. Kneebar
Signature Moves
1. Bite the Curb: Brings opponents over left foot, then puts them into a surfboard, then stomps down with right foot.
2. Mob Hit: Kicks opponent in stomach, while opponent is doubled over, runs to ropes and bounces off delivering a hard kick to the side of the opponents head.
3. Italian Neck Tie: Cobra Clutch
4. Roll the Dice: MVP's Playmaker
5. Dirt off your Shoulders: Five Knuckle Shuffle
Finishers
1. Kiss the Rings: Regals "Power of the Punch" but on the right hand with a pair of brass knuckles.
2. Bulls Eye: Go To Sleep
3. Welcome to Jersey Shore: Super reverse Tombstone Piledriver
Biography
Joanne is the only female crime lord that is known of. She is the youngest child of the Canelli family, but she was trained and raised to take over the family, while her older brother was passed over. At the age of 21, she had begun her "hobby" in the square circle, after being trained by her bodyguards. She began to compete in the HWC and soon became a side career, but soon excelled gaining titles and going higher in the company with only one true loss. However after a match against one Sephiroth du Lac her career was ended, at least for a while. She went back to her everyday way of life until Seph reappeared in the TIWF. The two of them had an understanding and had the utmost respect for one another. Seph then disappeared for a little while and she went back to old ways once more. It wasn't until just recently when someone reappeared in the PWE, that she decided to pick up where she left off, and to get a piece of gold in hands once more. After a serve beating from John Kinder and Chris Carson at one of the PPV's for the PWE she had to retire. Her left arm has been damaged to the point of where she can no longer return to the ring. Due to a call from an old friend in the TIWF, she was asked to be the Commissioner of the TIWF that has been newly reformed. She has stepped down as the head of the Canelli family only to hand it to her brother Scarpaci. It's been almost a year since she has been away from the TIWF, and has been cleared to step into the ring once more, thanks to a few surgery's as well as other healing from a close friend. After leaving the NCW she went into retirement once more. After winning a few titles within the SCW she walked away from the company, and once again retired from the ring. But after a long conversation with Mr. Darkholme she has returned once more to prove that age is just experience to one like her.
Act 1: Death is always looming
“Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.”
Malcom X
“Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.”
Malcom X
The scene opens on Harsimus Cemetery in Jersey Shore. The morning was still had a chill in the air, even with the sun shinning brightly. The bright blue sky was filled with low lying clouds, threatening rain, while a cold breeze moved through the now dead trees. The headstones and crypts littered the hallowed ground, were weathered, and the names had started to fade with time. Newer headstones stood toward the front, and had yet to start to fade into memory and time. The grass was brown, and crisp from the cold weather, and crunched under foot, as the mourners made their way to the mound of dirt and solid black casket. Bright colored flowers littered the front of the headstone, as well as the casket. An older looking woman dressed in black sat in the front row, as the Priest began to speak in Italian. The camera soon focuses on the back row where we see a woman in her early 30's sits with three men dressed in dark suits. Her dress was to the knees, and black in color. Her dark glasses shielded her eyes from the brightness of the sun, while the rose she held seem to be the only bright part about her. She looks down at the watch she wore and sighs. The day was just starting, and the rest of the day would be filled with meetings that she didn't want to be a part of. This was Joanne Canelli, one of the newest superstars hired by Warped. It had been a few years since she had even stepped into the ring, but she knew she could still do it. She was in her prime, and still in good shape for a woman of her age.
Joanne: Shame how he died...
Reno: Yeah. Choked on a piece of tiramisu... What a way to die.
Rude: I heard his mistress poisoned it.
Scarpaci: I heard his old lady found out, and killed his mistress and him with the tiramisu.
Joanne: Any way you put it, it's just a bad to die. I could never touch another piece if that was the case.
Scarpaci: That would be a miracle if you never touched it again.
Joanne looks over at Rude, and he smacks Scarpaci on the back of the head.
Scarpaci: What the fuck was that for?
Joanne: For bein' stupid!
Joanne turns her attention back to what the priest was saying, and sighs. It had been almost 20 years that her mother had been killed due to a hit gone wrong. she shakes the thought out of her head, as everyone gets to their feet, and starts toward the casket. The people that had attended toss handfuls of dirt on the top, and the rose that each of them held before walking away or speaking with the family of the deceased before moving on to the waiting cars. Joanne drops the rose onto the casket and says a few words to the new widow and walks off with the guys following behind her. They head down the hill and toward the car with the wind blowing around them. Joanne stops, and looks over at one of the other areas where more headstones reside.
Reno: Are you ok?
Joanne: Yeah. You guys go on ahead and I'll meet you at the car. I need to go and see someone.
Rude: You sure boss?
Scarpaci: Tell her I said hi.
Joanne nods, and walks off through the now quiet cemetery. Her high heeled shoes clicked on the cement as she walked along the pathway. She had gotten notice of her match just a few hours before and her mind was racing. It was first match in a long time, but it was nothing to really worry about. Joanne did better when she was under stress.
Joanne: It's been two year since I've even stepped into a ring. I know my opponents are thinkin' that I'm out of league, and that you're goin' to walk all over me. Think again. I've been in this business for almost 15 years, and I remember my first time, and each time I step into a ring, in any company, I climb to the top quickly, and take out anyone that stands in my way. I like big matches like this, because I have help, but of course I don't really need it. Let me start with my partners for this match... I never heard of any of you, so I don't know that much about you. Jimmy Riley... A Cuban from New York... Fun... I can't stand guys like you. Your family more than likely came to the US on a Banana boat, and started to take over Florida ruinin' any chance for an Italian family to get a foothold there! I'm sorry I don't know where that came from... I've had to many run ins with Cubans that want to kill me. I'm sure you are a very talented young man that is just tryin' to make his way in this business, and I have to respect that. I remember what it's like to start out in the business and don't know if you're goin' to go to the top or have your career ended before you get there. I came close a couple of times, but I've always managed to come back and prove that I'm just as good as I always have been. I hope that you and I will be able to see eye to eye and be on the same page in this match. I don't like to lose.
Joanne starts to go off the trail and heads across the now browned manicured lawns, heading to a secluded part of the cemetery.
Joanne: My other partner Mikki... I really don't know what to make of you. I mean you act like a baby but you can handle yourself in the ring? There is somethin' wrong with that, but hey it's not somethin' that I'm into. If it's a fetish, all the more power to you. As long as you can help us take out our opponents I don't really care what you're into. Just keep your eyes on the prize and you and I will get along just fine, but cross me, and you will regret ever meetin' me. Now as for my opponents... Let's start with the so called "First Lady of Wrestling" Honey I've been at this a while and I've never heard of you. If you are that damned good then I would have at least heard of you by reputation or somethin'. So what if you've won Women's Titles? I've held a lot of those too, but I've also had my hands on a World Title a few times, and a few others provin' that not only can I stand against other women, but I can handle my own in a sport that has been dominated by men for the longest time. You should just stay in the little world of Divas Kandi, and let the real women fight in the same league of men and Kings. I'm the biggest bitch you will ever meet Kandi, and I don't like to nice with the other children. By the time this match is over Kandi you will want out of this business and you'll never look back.
Joanne starts to walk up a hill and soon reaches a rather large oak tree, who's roots were starting to come up through the ground. She leans against it and stares off looking out over the city of Jersey.
Joanne: Είστε έτοιμοι να χάσετε Dunamis? (Are you ready to lose Dunamis?) I hope you are, because I know you Greek boys have a tendency to be full of yourselves and make mistakes no matter what you do. The last time I was there I noticed that, and it never looks good on anyone. It's been years since I've been to Athens but I know Ένας άνθρωπος δεν είναι ο άνθρωπος, αν δεν μπορεί να υπερασπιστεί τον εαυτό του. (a man is not a man if he cannot defend himself.) My father always taught me that if a man can't defend himself or his family then he isn't really a man. It's a lesson I hold dearly, and every time I see someone like you, it reminds me of it. Tell me what have you actually managed to accomplish in your life or in the ring anyway? Anythin' worth mentionin' or are you another one of those wannabe's that thinks they can make it in this business? I guess only time will tell right? Clint Andretti... You're not related to the great Mario Andretti are you? I mean that man has done so much for the racin' circuit it's unreal. I mean every Italian child fell in love with him as he became the first American Italian to win a Formula One race. If you are then greatness will follow you no matter where you go or what you do... If not... I feel sorry for you. You see when I first started in this business I learned that you have to do everythin' you can to make yourself known. I've worked my way up the ladder, but tell me what will you do to make yourself known? How far will you go to win this match? How far will you push yourself to win your first match here? If you don't do the best that you can, then what use are you really? Friday night will be the true test for all of us won't it? But what team will prevail and which of will fall at our beginnin's? I guess only time will tell won't it? We are the Maifoso; and we get paid to kick your ass! See you soon.
Joanne moves away from the oak tree, and heads down the hill and soon stops in front of a rather large headstone. She sighs, and pushes a piece of hair back from her face.
Joanne: Hi mom...
She stands in silence as the camera starts to back away, and focuses on leaves blowing in the wind, leaving the Jersey Devil Diva alone with her thoughts as the scene fades to black.
